jike

a joke that you make to a ho or a three pronged dildo

Muthafucka: Man, yall was jiking at that ho
Girl: Damn that jike hit every spot

by mofocka March 12, 2005

Jiked

When you've just been kicked out of a club so you take to social media to tell all of your pals about the events that have just occurred but you can't spell probably due to the state that you're in. Jiked = the drunken spelling for "kicked". "Jike" is used for the present tense.

Harry: I jst got jiked out da pub
Terry: You mean kicked out?
Harry: Yh i got jiked out

by DXTF123 February 21, 2017

jike

A jike is a term for joke, that someone ruined.
It is also as a magic word as "fuck" and fits into every conversation.

"I am 100% human and 70% water"

"This doesnt add up"

"Bro, you jiked it"

by Typing "Big J" Error December 14, 2020

Jike

Someone from New Jersey

Mike calls a person from New Jersey a Jike

by Joker Agent of Chaos March 2, 2022

yo jikes

Dumb things that a wanksta says that have no meaning.

I'm suckin on three mints at the same time yo jikes

by thickjitsammich March 14, 2016

Flaming Jike

When you flash someone, but after dousing them with sexburst (see sexburst definition) and setting them alight.

Last night I had some sexburst leftover so I decided to flaming jike that old lady down the street with some friends!

by JMRILER October 6, 2008