Under-used term for any form of retardation, including human/mammal/other (covering confusion as to what exactly the subject in question is).
see also: Jiff, Retard, Special-needs, Special Ed, The Ringer.
see also: Jiff, Retard, Special-needs, Special Ed, The Ringer.
1. You Scratched my CD
2. Do you want FRRRRIIIIIIES with that?
3. sawarrr (pronounce with a chinese twang) what are you doing sawarrrrr....JIFFY
4. JIMMAYYYYYY
5. AFLAAAAAAAC
2. Do you want FRRRRIIIIIIES with that?
3. sawarrr (pronounce with a chinese twang) what are you doing sawarrrrr....JIFFY
4. JIMMAYYYYYY
5. AFLAAAAAAAC
by The_actual_REAL_Jeffy April 28, 2011
Titty Fuck, where you insert the penis between the titties and squeeze them around it and move them up and down till you cum
by Bradley September 4, 2004
A jiffy is like a hoopty, a whip or just a car if you prefer to speak normally. The term derives from jiffy, used as an unspecified unit of time aka preppy slang meaning quickly or short period of time. However when jiffy is used by a roadman it is referring to a car, usually a piece of shit as most of them are poor, although relatively quick as it denotes from a quick period of time.
30 BSIDE: “Jump in the hoopty make dd drive it”
BigNEG:”We don’t talk ‘bout hoopty’s we Just got jiffy’s, f plates spliffy.”
BigNEG:”We don’t talk ‘bout hoopty’s we Just got jiffy’s, f plates spliffy.”
by swagstarjoe April 9, 2018
A small, nocturnal rodent. Virginal and tech-obsessed; kind of like a packrat, only hornier and geekier.
"Did you see that creepy little Jiffy following us around, staring at my ass and playing with his Palm?"
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
by VisionOfFidelity November 20, 2005
by Danny Gearl January 23, 2008