When your ol' head talking to you about life, listen, he's been through it and experienced it--droppin jewls
by #BigDthe718Savage! February 5, 2014
by JBW March 29, 2006
The action of lighting up a Jew in a “work camp” bathroom after the warden turns his back and violently inhaling the resulting smoke. Also called “Jewinism Burst”. Jewling is describes as genocitically good!
Warden: “ Guard Hans, what happened to the Jew in bunk 3245?”
Hans: “Earlier today, I saw Guard Friedrich taking him into the camp bathroom carrying some gasoline!”
Warden: “Oh no! Not again!” Diese Jewling Scheiße!!
Hans: “Earlier today, I saw Guard Friedrich taking him into the camp bathroom carrying some gasoline!”
Warden: “Oh no! Not again!” Diese Jewling Scheiße!!
by Rekivile January 24, 2019
Jewles is a new measurement of energy created in Germany which results in the amount of energy approximately needed to convert 1 standard Jewish person to ash. Not to be mistaken with Joules or Calories
"Jewles is the energy required to successfully convert a Jew into a pile of ash given that his pockets have been emptied from excess change before introduced to the....'shower'.."- Unkown Nazi Scientist, Treblinka, 1943
Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*
Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
Hans: "Claus, would you kindly tell me how many 'jewles' where used in ze 'final solution'? " *wink wink*
Claus: "Wasn't it around 6 Megajewles?"
Hans: "Ja! but ze correct answer was 'Not Enough' !!"
Claus: "Ach Du Lieber Gott, Hans, I regret not leaving you for dead in Stalingrad..."
by Lord Ravenhawk May 9, 2018