A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time
by AronBeachSide May 14, 2015
by Mity J October 18, 2006
When your crazy uncle cones over for the holidays and tells the whole family he hasn't taken a shit in 3 days because he ran out of gas behind a walmart surviving off only heroin pickled sausage and string cheese then takes a dump in your bathroom sink
by AronBeachSide May 14, 2015
A pizza pie topped with the skin removed from the penis during circumcision, know as the 'foreskin'. The Jewish Vengeance Pizza was created during a mass bris in Jerusalem in April of 2003.
Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Hut, may I take your order?
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!
Customer: I'll have a large Jewish Vengeance Pizza for pickup. I also have a coupon.
Operator: Shalom!!
by BetterthanJew November 9, 2007
Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes May 6, 2018