8 definitions by Mity J

jack hammering

When having anal sex with a constipated woman, the man uses his erect penis to chip away the compacted fecal matter until full penetration is achieved, using a motion like that of a jackhammer.

Man, I gotta find a new girl. Everytime I go to fuck her in the ass, I spend half the night jack hammering!

by Mity J October 23, 2006

homance

When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.

Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.

by Mity J October 26, 2006

Beef Anklet

When toe fucking a girl you slide in all the way to the ankle. Thus wearing her vagina like an anklet

Sarah is a freak..I can wear her like a beef anklet.

by Mity J October 18, 2006

West Virginia Douche

The act of pissing in your cousin while you are fucking her.

Bubba just gave her a West Virginia Douche.

by Mity J October 19, 2006

Jewish Pizza

The act of eating a pizza then puking it up so your family or friends can eat too.

Dude put away the mop, that's just my Jewish Pizza.

by Mity J October 18, 2006

roflatio

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

by Mity J October 25, 2006

roflatio

A rofl so good, it gives you head too.

Bubba: George Bush is the smartess man alive!

George: ROFLATIO!!!

by Mity J October 25, 2006