Jewip

A cross between both a gypsy and a Jew.

Jewip: What's the difference between a Jew and a Gypsy?

Nazi: They are both filthy cunts!!! why are you asking?

Jewip: Ummmm, no reason...

Nazi: Are you a Jew or gypsy?

Jewip: (no reply)...

Nazi: Then get in that fukin furnace!!!

Jewip by Ally Pally August 18, 2011

Jewish by injection

(n.) a term used to describe a gentile, or non-Jew, who engages in intercourse with a Jew one or more times, thereby, becoming somewhat of an honorary Jew of sorts.

"Have you met my new girlfriend?"

"No. She's hot. Is she Jewish?"

"She is now, man. Jewish by injection!"

"Right on!"

Jewish by injection by JAP_ January 11, 2008

Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jewish racing gold

Jewish racing gold is the description of certain shades of the colour gold. It is most often applied to cars painted in a gold colour, though can also be applied to describe other items of this colour.

It is derived from the stereotype of Jewish women of a certain age having a prediliction to gold-coloured clothing and accessories, and is therefore mildly perjorative.

Shabbat shalom, her car is jewish racing gold!

Jewish racing gold by Ballin Colin July 1, 2011

Jewish Goodbye

People trying to say bye to loved ones but keep bringing up ONE extra little thing, laughing/talking, and trying to actually say goodbye over and over but can't leave each other just yet

"Aw, darling, thanks for having me! Bye!"
"Of course sweetheart, thank you for coming and bring John next time!"
"Omg, I will! Did I tell you we're talking about a puppy!"
"AW! WHAT KIND?!"
(an hour later)
"But no, he's been a great cat and you and John should get that puppy you were talking about! Pets can be so great! Anyway, OK HONEY go! Haha, Love you, and stay off of I-10, there's a crash..."
"Ugh! I will! My sister just got her truck out of the shop for a crash on I-10..."
"Aw no! Is she alright? Does she know a guy? Hold up, let me give you a number..."
"This is the Jewish Goodbye of life! Haha! Last week at nan's house, OMG while you're writing that let me tell you..."

Jewish Goodbye by Skotreeseonce October 6, 2015

Jewizire 

An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.

There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE

A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.

Look at that Jewizire! It's casting a spell, using the force, and sucking someone's blood at the same time!

Jewizire by Jewizire July 27, 2015

Jewish Pillow Talk 

1) When, after having sex with a prostitute, the matter of payment is discussed.

2) The type of dirty talk that's meant to turn on someone who's Jewish.

1) Man: That was just what I needed!
Prostitute: That'll be $40
Man: Woah baby simmer down with that Jewish pillow talk, you'll get paid soon enough

2) Man: You know we still have another hour to ourselves...
Woman: Sorry hun, I'm just not in the mood
Man: My stock portfolio has an annual growth rate of 67%
Woman: Quit talking and fuck me already!

Jewish Pillow Talk by Jefferson S. Flex December 10, 2013