A sexual encounter between Italian infomercial hosts from Jersey and South Beach hookers engage in tongue biting, throat/face punching, and achieve climax via mugshots and media coverage.
"I said shlomi, not blow me, you followin' me camera guy?"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
"$30 for a shlomi? How bout 3 installments of $9.95?"
"I'll slap chop ya face if you don't act now and shlome bitch!"
by Shlom-Dog March 31, 2009
Shlomi Is israeli name for guys this name giving ppl be more friendships to anyone and become a kind men,shlomi based by shlomo the king from bible that born from david the king.
Shlomi
by Addicted1pc September 28, 2017
Shlomi is name based by the king shlomo of jerusalem from the jewish bible ,boys that born with this hebrew name got a luck about being friendship also they are very honest to ppl no matter if it hurts.
by Addicted1pc October 9, 2017
A shlomi means to fall asleep unintentionally, most of the times during an important meeting or hanging out with friends.
by Shahaf Hazan February 18, 2014
Mortal enemy Billy Mays, hookers and all that is good and decent
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
Sells the shitty Shamwow! and has grand delusions of being funny. He is to Billy Mays what the Joker is to Batman, only less funny and more creepy.
Disowned by his older brother, Fire Marshall Bill
by Echo Boomer89 July 10, 2009
by shlomy man September 27, 2009