Hard Jewelry is the hardest thing you could ever get, you can have big hot sweaty sex in it and it’ll still last forever. Or you could give it as a promise to someone you love dearly.
I just wore my hard jewelry once and so many hot babes came FLOCKING to me!!!
by Amazing Crocodile December 7, 2021
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Large, flashy jewelry. Often referring to gold in the late 1980's or early 1990's.
Scoopin all the girlies numbers with my Truck Jewelry,
Cause I'm a fly brown bother, and ya can't school me - Slick Rick

Six niggas got stuck, and the nigga chain was Truck - Raekwon
by J Birddd February 17, 2010
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Ornamental jewelry either worn inside a pocket or clipped to. Mostly used to describe Mont Blanc pens, but may include anything else that has no other purpose or function than to be expensive and maybe look cool.
"On a trip to Germany, GO DJ HaKa gave the president of AMG-Mercedes, Dietmar Exler, a Montblanc Boehme Royal Pen that costs $1.5 Million. What an expensive piece of pocket jewelry."

"When I go to important business meetings, I always wear cuff links, metal collar stays, my 24k gold polo mallet tie clip, and most importantly bring my Pocket Jewelry. I always also bring a back-up BIC pen just in case my Mont Blanc fails to write which it is known to do, no matter the cost of the pen."
by GO DJ HaKa May 4, 2018
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A woman's vagina that is adorned with several pieces of jewelry. Rings, studs, etc.
"How did you date with that Suicide Girl go?"

"Really well. Turns out she has quite the jewelry box down there!"
by adamythos May 14, 2007
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Scrotum, Nutsack, Ball Bag, Sack, Ball Sack, Bean Bag, etc.
That bitch scraight up kicked me in the jewelry bag.

Stacey was sucking my jewelry bag last night.
by Whisker Biscuit December 5, 2007
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A homosexual human accessory.

A homosexual boyfriend when used as an accessory, involving no emotional feeling.
"Do you think Matt loves his boyfriend or is he just butt jewelry?"

"Hey, did you meet Chaz's new boyfriend yet?" "No, are they serious?" "Nah, just butt jewelry I think." "Oh."
by assmasterzero November 2, 2009
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