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A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert
Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS
by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010
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The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.
Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"
by Nazigirl667 January 21, 2012
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Insult for a jewish person
refers to an excessively large and hairy jew
you going to sams barmitzva tonight?

well only if he has a shave and stops being such a jew bear
by Keenoj October 16, 2009
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A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.
Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.
by vpunisher428 October 10, 2007
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A bear that later in it's life chooses the religious faith of Judaism. A jewbear is also a term for a strong jew
Fuck man that jewbear is fucking strong
by lolz77 October 12, 2009
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(N.) One who generally is at the bottom of expectations in his/her group; Someone who does something particularly annoying often.
Byron's horrible aim quickly made him the jewbear of the gang.
by 007 December 30, 2003
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A pimpin' NewGrounds user with a good sense of style. Takes shit from no one and gets all the ladys.
JewBear is the shiznit
by JewBearNG March 23, 2005
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