Jew Shout 

Person A shouts (purchases) something for person B, and in return person B purchases something of lesser value for person A.

I brought Michael a pint of beer before, and he just brought a pot in return! He totally Jew shouted me!

I drove for half an hour in the opposite direction to pick this guy up and drive him to a party, and he pays me back by putting in 2 dollars for a pizza. Massive Jew Shout!!

I am not buying Chris any more food at the pub, every time it is his turn to shout he just Jew shouts me. He is a cheap bastard.

Jew Shout by Corks September 25, 2010

jew scout 

Someone who is only somewhat cheap and bitchy. He's not a total jew, but he's getting there so he's a jew scout.

I had to beg for hours to get a quarter from Mike. He's such a jew scout.

jew scout by Not Homestar Runner June 24, 2004

jew scout 

A person who is a jew and a boy scout or cubscout. So there for they are a jew scout.

Hey i know that jew scout.

jew scout by Andy Kastenbaum November 15, 2006

jew scout 

a jew scout is a person how is a jew and that is a boy scout or a cub scout so there for they count as a jew scout.

That jew scout is in my boy scout troop.

jew scout by Andy Kastenbaum November 15, 2006