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A) To find a solution in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy, usually performed in a pooorly planned caper.
B) To jew someone by selling stolen items back to the unwitting victim at a lower price.
C) Paying one man to perform the task usually done by five.
Person 1: "I've been digging this ditch alone for days now, sure wish boss would hire some help!"
Person 2: "Shit boy, you are the help! You just got jew jobbed!"

Example: Sending your employees to another business to steal cleaning suplies, napkins, condiments, paper and other essential suplies rather than buy it themselves.

Jew Job by Greg Hudson & Andy Smith December 2, 2007
The act of wrapping a dollar bill around the penis and havin g a girl jerk you off.

abbv: JJ
Cole: Dude my girlfriend gave me a Jew Job last night.

Koty: Well did you keep the dollar?
Jew Job by spkoty October 11, 2009
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just like when someone gives you a blow job only the person giving the pleasure has coins like pennies and nickels and such in their mouth
I heard that Mort used his spare change to get a Jew Job.
Jew Job by joeyjordison72 February 21, 2010
(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.
1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"

2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"
Jew-Job by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

New York Jew Job 

When your drunk partner is giving you a blow job, and after jizzing in her face, and eyes more importantly, you pull your pants up, take her purse and run away.
"I was thinking about going on the Maury show after I got a New York Jew Job that night"

"After wiping the cum of her face, Sally realized that her purse was stolen. She got New York Jew Job'ed."
when i jew places his jewish overgrown nose inside a womans pussy and licks her asshole at the same time as well as moving his nose in and out occasionally for added pleasure.
Man: what do you wanna do?
Woman: how about you give me another jewjob? the last one was sooooo good.
Man: ok, look out below
jewjob by acidJUNKY January 9, 2008
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