Jesus Point 

Prestige gained when something good, or a good deed is done in Jesus' and or gods eyes.

Hey bro! Get any Jesus Points today?

Jesus Point by some12email July 24, 2006

black jesus painting 

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

black jesus painting by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

Shaving a painted Jesus 

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

Shaving a painted Jesus by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

3 pointer jesus 

someone who knows their Jesus even when they ballin on the court

man look at him being a 3 pointer jesus!

3 pointer jesus by AyyyePappi101 August 3, 2017