the jesus jizz 

when you go on top of a tall building in times square with a lot of males and ejaculate off the building causing the jizz to spray down onto the tourists

oh no it’s the jesus jizz

the jesus jizz by jizz creamery February 23, 2021

Jesus Jizzer 

A person who is so religious, they want to slam it in your face any chance they get. You can often tell even from their bumper stickers. These people are said to be "jizzin' for Jesus."

"Aww, man! They have the fish on their trunk AND they're going slow. Damn Jesus Jizzers!

Jesus Jizzer by nicatnite February 20, 2011

Jesus Jizzer 

Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.

When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that

Jesus Jizzer by Zombie Apocalypse ;O March 21, 2011

Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

Jizzed up Jesus by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Jizzy jezzy jess 

A Jizzy Jizzy Jess is someone with poor pussy hygiene to point of having its own ecosystem.

I looked at her crusty panties and found out she was a Jizzy Jezzy Jess

Jizzy jezzy jess by Mindy Vendetta May 7, 2022