18 definitions by dan_gleewang

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021

Prickly Porcupine Pornstar

An individual who enjoys striping on elevated surfaces and displaying their stubbly pubes.

Heather: Kelsey what the F are you doing?!?!
Gen: She's turning into a Prickly Porcupine Pornstar!
Kelsey: Alvin, Hunter, and Blaise close your eyes!... well you don't have to Blaise ;).
Erin: I see her vagina!!

Alvin:*singing* Collecting your jar of hearts!
Heather: *also singing* tearing love apart!

Hunter: GET GET GRRAA!

Kelsey: who want a piece of this lice filled raspberry bacon?!?!

by dan_gleewang January 18, 2021

Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak

A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.

Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!

by dan_gleewang January 20, 2021

Snot Nosed Punk

A long haired rebellious teenager who irritates adults and doesn't follow rules. Likes to be difficult.

Adult: Don't you have homework to do you Snot Nosed Punk?
Teenager: Why don't you shut it you slim stringed turkey.

by dan_gleewang January 17, 2021

IJLOR

I Just Let One Rip. A warning used by males to signal to other males about a recent flatchulance movement.

Watch out over there man IJLOR, it was a burner.

by dan_gleewang January 16, 2021

Rancid Lizard

When a strand of hair gets wrapped around a part of the labia minora for so long that it turns purple and dies. This dead section of skin is the rancid lizard.

Gen can you look at my rancid lizard again, don't mind the chicken shit.

by dan_gleewang January 10, 2021

Sucky Piece of Santa

An expression used when utterly disappointed about someone or something. Similar to Spleen Sucker, except it can refer to objects and situations.

Kelsey: Hunter what did you get me from Walmart tonight?!?!
Hunter: What did I get you? Nothing!
Kelsey: OH YOU SUCKY PIECE OF SANTA!!

by dan_gleewang January 23, 2021