An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.
"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"
by PhatJuicyAss April 26, 2020
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