by sum.fukn.dude February 26, 2022
by Samurer May 3, 2011
Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.
basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!
after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
by Smoke Destructer May 28, 2007
Jesus is one of a kind. He will be one of the nicest Mexicans you’ll ever meet. Jesus’s have multiple personalities he falls in love with someone with a great personality. Jesus’s are usually kinda short, dreamy, tan and brown hair. He is the funniest guy to be around and they are rare so if you have a Jesus in your life your a lucky one.
Jesus is a funny one of a kind
by A GREAT May 27, 2019
Jesus is a name and word used for who is a godly figure people say the name sometimes in startling moments and Jesus is known as a male figure but takes on many figures such as female and male. Or other things idek 👍
“My lord and savior jesus”
“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...
“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...
by @PaigeDuhFever February 5, 2020
A man that some people think that he is a god and some people think that he is just a man. personally i think he is gay
by Hawwy on drugs November 24, 2022
1. An exclamation of recieving or nearly recieving a curse from above.
2. An accusatory statement or excuse for delivering or doing evil.
Background:
In Hebrew the word Hsus is horse, through translations from the Greek eh-sus became the modern Jesus.
The prophets predict that God would send a devine punisher horse (Hsus) if the Israel nation (Jews are a tribe of) fell and did not do the law that Moses delivered.
A horse that was born from the word via the consequences of rebelion against doing the law. (In hebrew rebelion is Mry - thus concieved from rebelion). If they did the law, there would be no horse.
It is written chose life or chose death, chose a blessing or chose a curse. Most of this hinges around a single God prohibiting the worship of more than one God or representing God as a man or woman form as well as anything below the seas, on the land or in the heavens.
Jesus however is claimed to be an incarnation man-form of God.
Jesus had no power of his own, but recieved it through a bolt of lightning in the shape of a dove when he went down into the valley of the dead. In contrast Moses walked up a mountain and had to remove his shoes because the land was holy ground and was not struct by lightning.
Jesus is also represented as a dead first begotten son (Israel) on a capital punishement cross.
Jesus only collected the fallen Jews (sinners and law breakers), to, as he put, it "burn up the chaf", "to bring war" and "to put an axe to the root of Israel".
He clearly states in correction of those who think he is the Messiah to bring peace, ingather the dispersed Jews and unite them preventing the temple fall, "I have not come to bring peace."
All of the things he states he is bringing are listed in the curses of the Old Testament and not in the messianic prophecies. The fall of the Temple that happened shortly afterwards is also in the curses.
The curses that Jesus is claimed by modern day followers to have been paid for in full and illiminated. Thus today you can hear people exclaim at the sight of what use to be considered a curse - "Jesus".
2. An accusatory statement or excuse for delivering or doing evil.
Background:
In Hebrew the word Hsus is horse, through translations from the Greek eh-sus became the modern Jesus.
The prophets predict that God would send a devine punisher horse (Hsus) if the Israel nation (Jews are a tribe of) fell and did not do the law that Moses delivered.
A horse that was born from the word via the consequences of rebelion against doing the law. (In hebrew rebelion is Mry - thus concieved from rebelion). If they did the law, there would be no horse.
It is written chose life or chose death, chose a blessing or chose a curse. Most of this hinges around a single God prohibiting the worship of more than one God or representing God as a man or woman form as well as anything below the seas, on the land or in the heavens.
Jesus however is claimed to be an incarnation man-form of God.
Jesus had no power of his own, but recieved it through a bolt of lightning in the shape of a dove when he went down into the valley of the dead. In contrast Moses walked up a mountain and had to remove his shoes because the land was holy ground and was not struct by lightning.
Jesus is also represented as a dead first begotten son (Israel) on a capital punishement cross.
Jesus only collected the fallen Jews (sinners and law breakers), to, as he put, it "burn up the chaf", "to bring war" and "to put an axe to the root of Israel".
He clearly states in correction of those who think he is the Messiah to bring peace, ingather the dispersed Jews and unite them preventing the temple fall, "I have not come to bring peace."
All of the things he states he is bringing are listed in the curses of the Old Testament and not in the messianic prophecies. The fall of the Temple that happened shortly afterwards is also in the curses.
The curses that Jesus is claimed by modern day followers to have been paid for in full and illiminated. Thus today you can hear people exclaim at the sight of what use to be considered a curse - "Jesus".
"Jesus!, how the hell can you say that about Jesus. I never read that he came to bring war."
"Jesus! its the cops pulling me over. I think I drank way too much."..."Help me God. Oh my God get me out of this".
"Jesus Christ! buddy. How could you be that ignorant? Are you touched in the head of something?"
"Jeeezzzusss! that lightning bolt was awfully close."
"What the b'Jesus! a bee flew up my arm sleeve and keeps stinging me."
"Jesus H Christ, bubba I just shot myself in the foot"
"Jesus made me do it. I hear his voice in my head so I done the bitch like he told me."
"Jesus, I'm Jesus dont you see?"
"Jesus Christ! thats freaky, this machine press malfunction almost took my head off."
"Jesus, I never saw them coming. I most have been day dreaming when I pulled into traffic without looking."
"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!"..."Please God let the pilot get control of the plane".
"Jesus spared me, its a miracle I not dead, just a broken arm and some cuts when I was thrown 500ft, what a blessing I lost everything in the tornado and subsequent flash flood but I am alive. Praise Jesus I am so lucky!. Jesus! that was a close call"
"Jesus! its the cops pulling me over. I think I drank way too much."..."Help me God. Oh my God get me out of this".
"Jesus Christ! buddy. How could you be that ignorant? Are you touched in the head of something?"
"Jeeezzzusss! that lightning bolt was awfully close."
"What the b'Jesus! a bee flew up my arm sleeve and keeps stinging me."
"Jesus H Christ, bubba I just shot myself in the foot"
"Jesus made me do it. I hear his voice in my head so I done the bitch like he told me."
"Jesus, I'm Jesus dont you see?"
"Jesus Christ! thats freaky, this machine press malfunction almost took my head off."
"Jesus, I never saw them coming. I most have been day dreaming when I pulled into traffic without looking."
"Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!"..."Please God let the pilot get control of the plane".
"Jesus spared me, its a miracle I not dead, just a broken arm and some cuts when I was thrown 500ft, what a blessing I lost everything in the tornado and subsequent flash flood but I am alive. Praise Jesus I am so lucky!. Jesus! that was a close call"
by Yehoshua611 October 16, 2007