Jesus Titty Fuck

Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.

OH GOD! Thanks for the Jesus Titty Fuck!

by Annavis Yvi October 16, 2010

jesus titty fucking christ

Interjection. A stronger variation of jesus fucking christ. Used to express surprise or shock.

"Jesus titty fucking Christ!! That chick has a dick!"

by Dubious Skunk October 28, 2005

Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ

Used - to great effect - by the boss in 'Team America - World Police.'

(Michael Moore enters)

"Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ!!!!"

(Ham flies everywhere)

by Sean Brian Kirby October 4, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

A saying to show your astonishment, or to accent what you are saying. It can also be a totally random response to anything anyone says. It can also be to show disapproval.

YOUR GAY? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST I had no idea

by HOLYCRAP March 18, 2005

jesus titty fucking christ

When the son of god consensually fucks the titties of another man named Christ in public.

Greggles: Jesus titty fucking christ!!! Jesus is titty fucking CHRIST!!!

by victor kung October 30, 2010

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ

An expression of shock, fear or just plain surprise. Originating from the movie Team America.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ!, don't scare me like that!

by Polltang January 30, 2015

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.

Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

by person13579 February 11, 2009