Phrase used when a pub door swings back and nearly dislodges the pyramid of glasses being carried back to table, or when a twat cyclist speeds through a red light at a pedestrian crossing and almost kills you, or practically anytime 'fuckin hell', 'you fuckin twat', or 'shiiiiiiit' simply doesn't cut the mustard.
Used sparingly, it's effective, offensive and infectious.
by TauntonJah November 5, 2019
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When the church or a person are actually fucking themselves over.
Jesus fucking Christ, it's like he's fucking himself in the ass while sucking his own dick!
by kariusvega April 19, 2018
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The organ that Jesus used to fuck all those bitches. That's why there are so many Christians in the world.
Jesus wipped out Jesus's fuck thang so much, even the son of god got chaffed.
by Big Baby Jesus October 1, 2004
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What I say when something so incredibly stupid that the world stops happens.
by meetthetony August 28, 2005
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A statement of pure, raw, and utter disbelief. Usually used when you see something absolutely fucking cursed and you can't think of anything asides from "Jesus Fucking Christ."
"So, bro. Did you hear about the whole accident where that kid blew up an entire fucking supermarket?"

"..."

"Bro, you okay?"

"Jesus Fucking Christ.
by RiceOfCourse November 27, 2022
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Perhaps the most offensive, non-racial phrase. It can be used as an exclamation when one is under stress. The phrase is synonymous with "Jesus Christ."
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Phrase screamed by angry motorists to either local police or state troopers to express extreme disgust over the price of a speeding ticket.
A hundred and some dollars, jesus fucking h christ!
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