jessing 

Interesting or riveting. Derived from Hellen Keller's attempted audible dialogue. It is frequently used in England. It is usually preceded by "bloody."

"The pope involved in a gang bang? Now that would be bloody jessing!" - Elizabeth II

(John Lennon to Ringo Star)
"Do you think that this song about submarines will be a hit?"
"Not unless you make them yellow, that's about as jessing as your eyes are red."

Common conversation:
"Why did you get me a transvestite hooker for my birthday?"
"I thought you enjoyed those"
"That is jessing you would think that..."

jessing by Braquan Decout November 25, 2013

Jessing 

1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.

2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.

3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.

4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.

5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.

Hola, I have mucho happiness!

Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!

Jessing by *Nuudles* December 15, 2011

Jessing 

VERB : to be super excited; basically be adoorrable!; make and execute sudden plans for everyone, thereby creating happy memories; to be cheerful and cheer everyone else around; source of happy vibes

"so what have you been upto all weekend ?"
"Nothing much.. just jessing around"

Jessing by guy_beyond the_sky October 16, 2016

Jessing 

The act of mooching off your significant other while unemployed.

Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!

Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....

Jessing by Dysprosium June 25, 2009

Jessing 

When you pretend to know what a conversation not involving yourself is about, by smiling and nodding

"Does she know what we're saying?"
"No she's just jessing, look at her"

Jessing by mattylacey1160 February 26, 2019

Jessing 

When someone says they will help you with something that is time consuming and tiresome, but hardly do any work and tell you what to do and that you're doing it wrong.

Omg, Jason is such an ass. He said that he would help me with fixing and redoing my bedroom but just sat there jessing.

Jessing by Thenoblefoxman December 23, 2019

Jessing 

the act of doing a jess

Dude I love fucking jessing him so much

Jessing by randaldascandal June 29, 2024