Jerzed

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

jerz

i agree or i concurr

Did you see the yankees lose last night? jerz

by kneegreaux April 29, 2005

New Jerz

a location on the map of the United States where plenty of murders occur.

"I'm from New Jerz where plenty of murders occur" says some angry person.

by T-Dog Jenkins July 16, 2005

dirty jerz

refering to the state of new jersey, the best state in the country

representin dirty jerz aint no other state

by Bowlby September 28, 2004

Dirty Jerz

1.The term that people from New Jersey say lovingly to tell people where they are from.

2.A term people from other states call New Jersey if they want to get knocked the fuck out.

1. Man 1. Where are you from?
Man 2. I represent Dirty Jerz to the fullist.

2. Man 1. Don't listin to him he is from Dirty Jerz...
Man 1. (a few hours later) Man, I just got knocked the
fuck out...

by MKasper August 11, 2006

jerz pud

Douchebag from New Jersey most likely at least part italian or at least pretending to be and also more than likely sporting a blowout hairstyle. Often pretend to be a member of the italian mafia although they most likely work at either a tanning salon or gym.

Did you see that Jerz Pud sporting the blow out at the bar last night? What a douchebag.

by Anti Guido July 7, 2009

New Jerz

Home of chicken shackz, late nite diner spots, fast cars, flashy people, stolen car capital (Brick City) Newark!Naughty By Nature, Queen Latifah, Shaquille O'Neal, the Fugees,Joe Buddens, A-Team, 151 FevaGang, Whitney Houston, Redman, Bruce Springsteen, the Sopranos, n many more...

Gangs,Guns,& Stolen Cars U Seen New Jersey Drive!!!!

Also known as, Dirty Jersey, Dirty Jerz, New Jerusalem, New Jeruz, Jersey, Jerz, Jer-Z What eva u wanna call it!!!

NJ ALL DAY!!!

O...I heard bout ya'll ova there in New Jerz, Ya'll sum wild boyz!!

by Denaro Da Don June 3, 2006