if you live in jersey its just the shore, its only called by the jersey shore by out-of-staters that want to talk trash about it. (and i personally say they should go back to their "beaches")

the shore's the best place to party at, whether its spring break, memorial day weekend, or all summer. known for the bext parties around, craziest guys and girls go down there to party it up.

tan by day, party by night. the nights are spent drinking, playing beer pong, flip cup, keg stands, and smoking up. the morning are spent sobering up & laying on the beach waiting for the next day.

our shore may be dirty sometimes, but thats ok cause were too cool for your rich clean "beaches"
(jersey girl) "yo im going down the shore to get with some hotties"
(girl from another state) "ew the jersey shore? thats disgusting"
(jersey girl) "if it was clean id feel bad throwing beer bottles everywhere"
by yourjealousy May 30, 2006
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The eastern most part of New Jersey known for its beaches. And for all those people who say "there is no beach in NJ you go down the shore." No local of the " true " jersey shore says that, we go to the beach. "true" jersey shore is from central to souther NJ. Nothern NJ and New Yorkers are bennies.
"Hey Geena! Wanna go to the beach, because we are true jersey shore chicks!"
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Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"

Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
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a sexual move in which a man inserts his whole fist into a womens vagina, or mans asshole. and then violently thrusts in and out in a fist pumping motion
brah 1: hey man how was your night last night?
brah2: pretty good i totally got some skanky ass
brah1: did you give it to her good and finish her with the shocker?
brah2: nah.... i totally jersey shore'd her ass til she cried
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1.) A "reality" show packed to the brim with pimps, trophy wives, and bimbos with obnoxiously fake tans.

2.) shit

Dave: H4v3 juh s33n d4 l4t3st 3p1s0de of J01sey Shore?
Steve: Shoot me...


The dog took a Jersey Shore in the kitchen
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Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
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The only people who say "I'm going to the shore" are SHOOBIES! If you live anywhere near the beach in New Jersey you call it the beach.
Man 1 - "Yo dude wanna go to the Jersey shore today"
Man 2 - " Fuck you go back to philly you shoobie"

by BEASCH January 17, 2008
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