Alternative word for toilet.
Be sure to flush the Jersey after you take a shit!
by guido#22 June 26, 2009
(n) short for New Jersey. Home to such natural disasters as the Jersey Shore. Essentially, it's like New York's red-headed stepchild. It's there; only other red-headed stepchildren (aka - natives) actually like it, but you can't get rid of it because it is part of the family now.
I was driving from Oregon to New York, and drove an extra day just so I didn't have to drive through Jersey.
by nynative July 30, 2010
The only place in America where a fart is refreshing.
Friend 1: So I was drivin on the Turnpike the other day with the windows down, and Craig just lets out this beastly fart.

Friend 2: Good thing he did.

Friend 1: Damn right, we rolled the windows up. Hell, it smells a hell of a lot better than Jersey.
by Ernie Ball August 19, 2008
A State full of obnoxious people who smell bad, think they're tough, and are way out of style. Little do they know that if they ever entered a REAL place like Philly or NYC, they would have their asses handed to them upon starting a fight. Mainly consists of Shopping Malls, Chain Restaurants, Highways, and Target stores. Just plain sad.
Aww shit, My train goes through Jersey before taking me to New York! I hope none of their cheap cologne rubbs off on me! Shit man, Jersey Can't even make a real Cheesesteak! It Just Plain SUCKS!
by FromPhillyWitWiz April 01, 2011
LETS GET ONE THING STRAIGHT I'm from New Jersey. I curse alot. I say "yo".Don't worry about how I tawk.I never had school on Rosh Hashana or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is more than a roll with a hole in the middle. All good nights usually end at a diner, preferably w/ fries. It's a SUB, not a hoagie or worse , a hero, and I wash it down with soda,not POP. And I don't go to the beach - I go down the shore. Its not New York City :it's simply "The City". I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I know 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger, and they expect it. I'm from New Jersey , and I FUCKIN LOVE THIS PLACE...
guy1: im guna teach that guy a lesson
guy2: nah chilll hes from jersey
guy1: damn, thanks for the warning

jersey guy: fcuk you (punches guy 1 for no reason) :)
by stephhyyy November 26, 2007
A state in the east coast that isn't known for much else besides Jersey Shore, a t.v. show about this state and it's stereotypical losers that live in it, and it's disgusting smell. The people from Jersey are all stuck in the 80's. The guys wear those "Scarface Suits", the women still have big hair, and they still wear animal prints. Jersey used to be made fun of all the time but over the past year or so it's become The State. It's stopped being known as "That shitty state between Pennsylvania and New York". With about three t.v. shows set in this state (Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and The Sopranos and Cake Boss) this place has become the East Coast version of Hollywood.
jersey guy:"Yoooo sweetheart wuzzup?"
jersey "lady": "uh muh gawd. you are like so fucking' hot. ya wanna fuck?"
by jersey new jersey jersey shore December 13, 2010
Used in reference to any person, action, or place pertaining to subpar expecations.
No man, I wouldn't hit that, that ho is Jersey.
Who cooked this trash, it's way Jersey.
by SKiz4life January 10, 2008

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