Do you know where all the Smuckers went?
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
Robert probably took it to his room; you know he's a jelly jerker.
by Nickhasaposse May 10, 2016
by LurkJerk June 22, 2020
by mima April 5, 2004
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
by hologrammar May 13, 2011
It's like when you play hide and seek and you're hiding and you get so excited that someone might find you that you gotta pee.
Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee
Tear Jerker:Cry::Pee Jerker:Pee
by SayThat1MoreAgain March 26, 2010
A movie, oftentimes a porno, that's just so unbelievably hot that you pretty much have to jerk off. Similar to a tear jerker.
by Apathetically, Alexis October 5, 2009
A sick and disgusting person, usally male, who uses any type of poop (including their own) or any other type of animal fecal material to masturbate or jerk off themselves or other poop jerkers with.
"Hey, that sick bastard just took a dump, and picked up his turd, smeared it on his cock, and jerked off with it! What sick fuck!"
"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"
"Well, I guess that makes him a poop jerker!"
by nasty minded sicko May 21, 2008