2 definitions by hologrammar

Top Definition
To shed tears onto one's penis while masturbating, typically following rejection, failure, or general sorrow.
A: Well, the Lions lost again—better go home and cry on my dick.

B: Yeah, last week I had a nice tear jerker set to Jewel's "Foolish Games".
by hologrammar May 12, 2011
to simultaneously envelop the penis and scrotum during fellatio. this particular act is also referred to as a "mergler".
that big-mouthed whore gave me a wicked scrojob and still produced an audible "chubby bunny!"
by hologrammar May 24, 2010

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