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Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.
"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"
by Le Douche Bag February 22, 2008
The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.
Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...
by Bondz January 13, 2010