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shallow dumb woman. doesnt give much to charity keeps it all to herself. why cant she be happy with a normal house why does she have to have a million dollar mansion. She could have given away thousands to charity and bought a house for a quarter of the amount. she wears fur you have to be dumb to wear fur. a animal will endure a most intese
painful death becuase of her.
im not afraid to wear a big fur. oh how brave of you jennifer lopez. just because an animal is a little less smart than us doesnt mean it should be subjected to intense pain.
by Celebrityhater May 12, 2007
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A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.


She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?
by ur5minsisup June 07, 2005
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An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.

So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
She's so two years ago, next!
by GypsyBarbie June 12, 2005
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1. A person who has no talent. 2. Someone who is full of herself 3. Someone who, unfortunately, became famous because of her role in "Selena." Let's face it, that movie made her. Note: The real Selena was a beloved Mexican singer and, unfortunately, Jennifer Lopez became famous by association. Also, when "Selena" originally came out, many Mexicans and Selena fans were outraged that Lopez, a puerto rican, was picked for the role. (Puerto Ricans and Mexicans hate each other). 4. A sell-out. For playing the role of a Mexican.
I can't believe they picked that puerto rican ho, Jennifer Lopez, over all those Mexican actresses for thee role of Selena! If you're a sell-out, you're a Jennifer Lopez.
by realmom1 May 28, 2010
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noun-
1)a soiled whore
2)a piece of shit
3)Eric Cartman's hand

verb-
acting like a spoiled whore

adjective-
spoiled whorish
noun-
1) She being a Jennifer Lopez.
2)Aw man! Look at all this Jennifer Lopez on my finger
3)TACO FLAVORED KISSES

verb-
Stopping Jennifer Lopezing me...

adjective-
STOP ACTING JENNIFER LOPEZ!
by David Winokur May 15, 2005
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One of the most successful women in entertainment; an actress, singer, dancer, and incredible business woman. Jennifer Lopez has branded a multi-million dollar empire throughout her career. She is often referred to as J.Lo in the media. Her films include Selena, The Wedding Planner, Maid In Manhattan, Monster-in-Law, and What to Expect When You're Expecting. Jennifer Lopez is the highest-paid Latina actress in Hollywood. She's a phenomenal Grammy Award winning recording artist who has released seven albums, including the first number one remix album to top the charts in the United States. Jennifer Lopez has a slue of endorsement deals, a successful line of perfumes, as well as a lucrative fashion line. She has become one of the biggest fashion icons. Jennifer Lopez is the first female artist to have both a number one album and number one movie at the same time. In 2011, she was crowned by People Magazine as The Most Beautiful Woman in the World. In 2012, Jennifer Lopez topped Forbes list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential Celebrities in the World.
Did you know that Jennifer Lopez is also known as J.Lo ?
by bklyn09 May 30, 2012
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a sort of a nice person that comes from my block where i live bronx,ny baby!!!!!!!!!! that now that she a celeberty she can't come to her roots oh well that's celeberty life 4 u


shooting almost all of the the video for jenny from the block somewhere else
tisk tisk
by angelic_tears13 August 23, 2003
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