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N., a statement that sounds like a compliment but, the more you think about it, the more it stings like an insult. So named because, like a jellyfish, you don't feel it at first, but the longer you leave it on, the more it stings.
Chick #1: She was like, "You actually look nice today," and I was like, "Thanks." But then I'm like, what the fuck was the purpose of "actually"? Was she saying I don't usually look nice?
Chick #2: She said a total jellyfish to you, bitch.
by nappy pappy April 27, 2008
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An inspection used when you are either highly intoxicated or just unsure of your targets sex. It is performed by cuping the right hand upwards, placing it in the genital area and finally wiggling your fingers to resemble the motion of a Jellyfish. Eel Cave = Girl Swordfish = guy.
Guy1: Dude that bitch is kinda hot.
Guy2: Noway man, I was drunk last night and I Jellyfished her.
Guy1: So?
Guy2: Swordfish!
by Arggh February 06, 2005
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1. a animal that lives in the sea that has no heart and no brain but is still alive...weird.

2. what u call someone when they shock u

3. someone who is really really flexable

4. an evil person with no heart/ a really stupid person with no brain
Alice: gosh tc ure such a jelly fish

tc: i have a heart and a brain

alice: no i mean ure really flexable

tc: i am arent i??
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Forget the word jealous, this is a new level of abbreviation.
"Oh my god i am so totally Jellyfish of that girls new Prada, its to die for"

"jesus mate did you see the way she was lookin' at that girl all over you, she was totally Jellyfish, respect"
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It's when after someone takes a shower, they stop the drain and leave a little water left in the tub. Then they ejaculate in the small pool and leave the "jellyfish" there for the next person/roommate to discover.
you live in an apartment, dorm, or house - where a bathroom is shared. the Jellyfish is at the next level of disgusting pranks!
by Trivial Pursuer December 20, 2010
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The result of masturbation (male) in the bath.
I had to take a shower after the bath 'cos I got jellyfish in my hair.
by DeDLoK March 07, 2005
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Group of sober people who follow the String Cheese Incident. Like the Wharfrats to the Dead.
"Meet me at the Jellyfish meeting at set break"
by krash.burner January 28, 2008
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