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Jelly Biscuit 

A woman who eats jelly (any flavor) for for a period of 5 days or more. (This would include KY jelly if so desired) After the the days period ended, she proceeds to shat on your body with your blessing. Leaving you with the effervescence of her fecal fruit of choice.
1.)Peanut Butter and Nelly "The Movie".

Warner Bros 1976

2.)Jelly Girl "Can I Wipe You"

Warner Bros 1979
Jelly Biscuit by Futon Jonny May 15, 2005
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smelly jelly biscuit 

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
smelly jelly biscuit by sugarmelon September 7, 2021

peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit 

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!
dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious

biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026