Jelf

A "Jelf" is just a magical elf with no nipples. Made famous a few years back during maths.

Dave: Did u see that elf with no nipples?
Stan: It was just Noel, the Jelf

by Stan Baker March 13, 2008

jelfing

The act of selling items for under their market price.

Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING

by c0ckx August 29, 2020

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

First Jelfs

Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.

*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*

by wanderoo November 6, 2020

Jelfed It

Successfully surviving an encounter with the Grim Reaper after consuming a high strength edible, preferably on a bus.

Jelf 1: Weye I just lowkey saw the grim reaper off an edible and he told me I was gonna die soon inniy.

Jelf 2: g you Jelfed It.

by JohnWeed988 April 28, 2025

Jelfed It

Successfully surviving an encounter with the Grim Reaper after consuming a high strength edible, preferably on a bus.

Jelf 1: Weye I just lowkey saw the grim reaper off an edible and he told me I was gonna die soon inniy.

Jelf 2: that lowkey happened to me too bro, g you Jelfed It.

by JohnWeed988 April 29, 2025