a cult
man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
by boomer inc. August 12, 2021
When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
by Xhicrastin January 20, 2015
Jehovah’s Witnesses - a cult that believes in fantasy’s and is governed by old men. A perfect fit on the Steve Hassan’s BITE model.
by The Aviator November 4, 2020
A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013
Jehovah's Witnesses—Who Are They? They are very misunderstood...They were suffering with the Jews in the Holocaust, but yet they still strive to gain God's approval and love. They do as they are scriptually instructed in showing love towards all and preaching the "Good News" of God's Kingdom.
by DCLBoogie March 19, 2010
He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Downstrike May 18, 2004
*Jehovah's Witness knocks on man's door*
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
Witness: Hello, sir, do you have time to talk about his Holy Grace Lord and Saviour Jesus?
Michael: GET OUT OF HERE OR I WILL CURSE YOU FOR I am SATAN! *starts flailing and rolling on the floor*
* Witness runs away*
Jehovah's Witness repellent
See? Easy.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover January 28, 2022