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verb - The act of achieving orgasm so hard that you actually see the face of God.
Man, that bitch from the Kingdom Hall and I went out last night, you know the one, the Elder's daughter? Yeah, well she was sucking my dick so hard and she jammed her finger in my ass. Well, I Jehovah Witnessed right in her mouth! I thought I died and went to heaven cuz God was right there. We goin' out again tomorrow.
by Nelson Birdwell June 18, 2010
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When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.
by Xhicrastin January 19, 2015
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