1. A member of a global Christian congregation who worship Jehovah as the only God, believe in Jesus as God's son sent to ransom humankind from sin and death and is now ruling as king in heaven. They believe that the goodnews must be preached before the end comes and stays neutral in National and Racial controversies.

2. A member of an international Christian organisation whose believes are based solely on the Bible. They often go from house to house preaching, "God's Kingdom." The Witnesses also have no clergy class and regularly meet for worship at the, "Kingdom Hall"

3. A group of Christians that were hated and persecuted by Nazi Germany along with the Jews and Roma for refusing military service. The Witnesses were also persecuted by the former Soviet Union for refusing military service as conscious objectors. They believe a Christian shouldn't get involved in war as Jesus taught that one should love his neighbor as himself.

Jehovah's Witnesses are often hated, misunderstood and despised by a lot of people but a closer look at them and their believes will annul such hatred and misunderstanding.

These definitions were written based on unbiased historical evidence. The above informations were collected from face to face interview with the Witnesses, from their website (www.jw.org), The United States Holocaust Memorial Museum (www.ushmm.org),and Jewish Virtual Library (www.jewishvirtuallibray.org)
Jehovah's Witnesses knocked at my door this morning and offered a free home bible study course
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Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people just like every one else but you do have the retards that try to force there religion on you but its not just them there is also other religions that do it also but all religion points to one thing and that is god or gods and they all try to achieve one thing and thats going two heaven or somthing like that but personly a think people put to much faith into god but not enough in theselves and it would be better if there was no religon because everyone would be treat each other as an equal.
Jehovah's Witnessesthanks god before they thank the real heros such as doctors fireman and loads of other people
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man1: have you herd of jehovah witness?
man2: yer its that cult that belive that the world would end like a 100 years ago, then changed it becuse it didnt.
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When you knock on a girl's back door and then you tell her "I got a the good news for ya". And if she tries to resist, insert yourself in anyway.
Last night Allan Jehovah Witnessed me after I begged him to go away.
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A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
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