the kind of guy to be cute and cuddly when he's drunk, but when he's sober he's a bastard that will never follow you back on twitter.
by Spidermanspenis November 4, 2013
A person who is super accident prone, so if you have any expensive things, and a Jeffery in your house, keep them both locked up.
by SenorToastYT October 28, 2019
A romantic loose end that will negatively impact future relationships.
A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.
A social satellite that could re-enter your orbit as a dangerous asteroid at any moment.
So I was on a date, and that girl I had that awkward fling with was the bartender at the bar. She's such a Jeffery.
by RobbinsFilm March 10, 2015
A Jeffery is a name for a spider... So if you don't want to be the wimp that screams "SPIIIIIIIIIDEEEER!", be the weirdo that screams "JEEEFREYYYY!!!"
by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 9, 2019
by jeff34545 July 1, 2010
by 40 year old virgin January 8, 2006
An asshole. Thats all there is to it. An attention whore. He super stupid for a supposedly smart guy.
by Awesome, yah thats right :D x) June 17, 2011