An extremely powerful and horny man with an unholy and otherworldly energy. Causes modest radiation damage to nearby wildlife within 2.76 nautical miles. Should be feared and confrontation would result in infatuation and in rare cases, death. Has been on the FBI most wanted list in Puerto Rico between 2006-2009. Has been quoted by John Madden as “... he’s Herculean... he... fucked my wife” ~John Madden on JeffHindla fucking his wife. The bottom line is JeffHindla is the almighty force that holds the fibres of this mere universe together.
Are you okay dude?

No... JeffHindla fucked my girlfriend.

Shit, time to move on...
by Olgabot September 6, 2019
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