2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.
3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something
2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"
3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF
*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*