Jeezer

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slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

Jeezer by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

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jeezer

A pimped out jersy of any sport

Yo man, I gotta get that sick jeezer for the game.

jeezer by Daniel Walcott May 12, 2003

Related Words

jeezer • Jeezerati • jeezers kriced! • Jeezerwink • sneezely jeezers • jeepers • jeeter • jeepers creepers • Jeeber • jeeze

jeezer

Slang for a sport jersey.

Check my new Lakers Jeezer dawg.

jeezer by Dj-Bigup May 14, 2003

Jeeperz Nutz

Jack Avery (aka problematic princess) uses the term "Jeeperz nutz" whenever he gets scared, especially from video games.

You: walks out the bathroom
Me: comes around the corner to scare you
You: "JEEPERZ NUTZ!"

Jeeperz Nutz by soybeanmilk August 27, 2017

Freakus jeepers

Three creepy Thompsons toking on the Doobus and freaking their blonks in the name of Timothy Thompson the son of freakus jeepers

Freakus jeepers in a sentence

“Can I hit that darling freakus doo”
“Uahhhhhh”
“Timothy bacyuah shtoiky”

Freakus jeepers by Freakusofclomp January 12, 2022

Jezerae

An amazing girl. Any man who has one is truly lucky.

That girl is so perfect.

That girl is so Jezerae.

Jezerae by zkslfnkjrengjvlrek September 8, 2011

jeepers creepers

1) intj. An expression of extreme surprise. Derived from "Jesus Christ".

2) n. A weird-ass movie.

1) "Jeepers creepers! He just shot my brother! ...my idol..."

2) "Dude, I saw Jeepers Creepers last night. That is one fucked movie."

jeepers creepers by Fugerko.? December 23, 2003

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026