jeep

Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.

Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.

by greengirl123 October 27, 2006

Jeep

An American built 4x4 which still remains legendary today. An off-roading icon that none have matched.

'your car may go faster, but my Jeep can go anywhere.'

by jssoh March 3, 2007

Jeep

A person whose eyes are set closer together than normal, like the headlights on a Jeep.

Patty's face is cute, except she's a Jeep, man.

by George P. June 19, 2008

jeep

Acronym for "Junky Eastern European Product"

My Jeep was made in Germany.

by oldestof6 October 16, 2008

Jeep

A poor quality, low reliability,Crude vehicle that Barbie is often seen tooling around in (pink)

Barbie called, she wants her Jeep back.,

by Chevyguy April 18, 2009

jeep

The most kick ass vehicle ever. Common reffered to their "nick" names, usually having a "J" in them.

1984—2001 Jeep Cherokee (XJ)
1993–1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee (ZJ)
1999–2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee (WJ)
2005–present Jeep Grand Cherokee (WK)
1987-1995 Jeep wrangler (YJ)
1996-2006) Jeep Wrangler (TJ)
2007-Present Jeep wrangler (JK)
2002-2007 Jeep Liberty (KJ)
2007-Present Jeep Liberty (KK)
2006-Present Jeep Commander (XK)
1945-1986 Jeep CJ (CJ5 Cj7 CJ8 CJ10 Cj2a ect.)
1986–1992 Jeep Comanche (MJ)

Jeeps are legends. There is no doubt about it.
Ever time someone calls a Jeep a car, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens. ;)

"Yeah, the dude had a sweet XJ. Jeeps rock"

by Ripples October 17, 2007

jeep

the stupidest vechile that seems to follow you everywhere.

OMG ANOTHER JEEP!
i swear they are following me.

by mcilrath January 20, 2009