Someone who willingly drives a Jeep but then mercilessly complains about the "labors" of driving one. It often requires taking down and putting back up the soft top. This process is a minor inconvenience, sure, but not worthy of changing your plans for the night.
"Is Joe coming over for the game?"
"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."
"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."
"Nah, he said he doesn't like to drive around if he has to put his soft top on when he parks."
"Oh. So he's being a Jeep Bitch again."
by NoExcusesPlayLikeAChampion June 26, 2012
An online coven of elite stans that came together in spite of controversy to promote Lana Del Rey, Emma Roberts, and American Horror Story. They are known for their tight bond and their likelihood to be involved in controversy or drama. They also happen to be very problematic, and which they are not liked by many. They have a mascot, which is a hamster named Burrito, and he supports them from heaven.
by tropicoviolet September 10, 2019
The longest running stan cult on Twitter! They've been known to be likely to have many strong alliances, but are willing to burn bridges without hesitation. They have been recognized by many celebrities, including being followed by Lovely Peaches and blocked by Billy Eichner.
Person One: Girl did you see what those Pink Jeep Safari Bitches are getting cancelled for now?
Person Two: Let me go see they're so iconic.
Person Two: Let me go see they're so iconic.
by longbeachdelrey April 19, 2020