Jecht 

Manliest character ever made by Square Enix, he is considered the reincarnation of Chuck Norris and a child-beating father of Final Fantasy. Armed with his Jeeecchhtoooo Fingaaaaaaa that's deadlier than the Falcon Punch, and his variety of self-honed battle skills from repeatedly beating his child, Tidus, he is considered top-tier in Square Enix's new release, Final Fantasy: Dissidia.

Ex. 1: The reason why most of the Final Fantasy cast in Dissidia are all bishies is because Jecht took all of the manliness from them. Especially Kuja.

Ex. 2: Sephiroth attempted to summon Jecht, but only got Meteor.

Ex. 3: Jecht made Cid drink his tea.

Ex. 4: Jecht has been described as rocking a "Surf Bum" look. If by surf you mean "Oh dear lord what are you doing to my legs" and by bum you mean "I am not worthy of Jecht's manliness", then yes, he is.

Jecht by Jechto fingaaa January 14, 2009

Jecht 

The new downgraded, intelligence of a decaying lemon, Loki

Jecht by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Jecht 

I don't know what chode goblin went around telling people that a jecht was the bead inside a vagina, but it's definitely NOT. A jecht is, infact, the the specific part of your ass that is brown and wrinkled, right before entering the rectum. A jecht has nothing to do with a vagina, you fucking retards. Most commonly, it's used as an insult.

Prison sex expands the width of your jecht.
Your mom licked my jecht last night.

Jecht by Shut the fuck up. June 20, 2006

Con-jected 

When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected

Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.

Con-jected by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".

Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.

Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012

jects 

short for the projects

men fuck yo hood im from da south jects

jects by throwed&payed December 11, 2003

e-jection 

n. when you get dumped during an online relationship.

1)I'm not ready for online dating; I can't handle e-jection.

2)I asked Mary out on AIM last night and she totally e-jected me.

e-jection by dull November 20, 2006