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15.
A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.
Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!
by DEADSiM2 May 01, 2005
 
16.
An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".
"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."
by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009
 
17.
An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
by Hellfired November 28, 2008
 
18.
What Jerusalem used to be called before King David conquered it. Also a abbreviation for the Jebusites. When atheists call Jesus "Jebus" it just makes any one who has actually read The Bible laugh. Jesus was indeed real as the extra-biblical accounts from Tacitus, Josephus and others prove.
Atheists call Jesus, Jebus, in a juvenile bid to be offensive but they just sound like idiots (as usual).
by Skialian January 09, 2014
 
19.
The guy on the Zig-Zag pack
Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack
by Huge_One July 10, 2008
 
20.
Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.
* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?
by james_002 April 07, 2009
 
21.
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
by mavi August 30, 2007