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15.
The Jesus bus - Jebus.
"Take a ride on the Je-bus!"
by TYRELL_ November 09, 2006
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16.
A cool person that likes to have a laugh, very down to earth.
Ha, -Jebus- is so cool man!
by DEADSiM2 May 01, 2005
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17.
An archaic reference in a line from a My Morning Jacket song entitled, "Steam Engine".
"...take your money and your drugs
to anyone who wondered
what old jebus meant to me
take him out to go diving
in red patoka sea..."
by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009
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18.
An expression of surprise when something shocking or unexpected occurs
Jebus chrism that cumshot was long!
by Hellfired November 28, 2008
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19.
The guy on the Zig-Zag pack
Zig Zag Whites have jebus on the pack
by Huge_One July 10, 2008
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20.
Originating from the hit show, The Simpsons (more specifically, Homer Simpson), Jebus is a new way to say "Jesus" without real offense intended.
* Playing Runescape *
Epithanyseek: Oh, Jebus!
Metaldrsmom: What?!
Metaldr: What did you just say, Epithanyseek?
by james_002 April 07, 2009
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21.
Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.
Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?
by mavi August 30, 2007
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