The jealous feeling you get when you're eating your packed lunch and some wanker comes along with something better and your lunch now seems inadequate and disgusting
I thought my sandwich would be just perfect today but then I smelt John's curry and felt ripped off. I got serious lunch jealousy.
by BekW April 18, 2011
Lusted-Jealousy - Is the desire to fancy what someone's lust is towards things that will make them a genius or any smarter than she is.
She lusts over me being jealous over something that I see a desired need in and she does not. She mourns my Lusted-Jealousy. She is jealous over me being jealous over something better than what she is jealous over.
by gGuEz01 May 31, 2022
A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.
Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...
by John St.Ben March 3, 2019
When you hate someone's girlfriend or boyfriend with a burning passion and your hate is mistaken for jealousy. The person with the annoying partner is usually blinded with emotion and refuses to believe that their partner sucks.
Guy: Dude your boyfriend sucks like hell. You can't stay with that douchebag.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.
Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.
Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.
by sIOjfzuhgr;aezifbdh;ipgaebaegn October 25, 2011
Noun. Feelings of anger and rage that develop when a non-nerd accomplishes a nerdy feat completely on accident and steals the only positive interaction the real nerd would otherwise receive from the common masses.
“Don’t talk to Bill today. He’s experiencing a bad case of nerd jealousy after one of those jocks from the football team bumped into his blackboard, erased the erroneous negative sign from his blackboard, and solved the equation he had been working on for months.”
by mowce April 23, 2010
The act of garnering Internet support through the shaming of others who you perceive as “privileged” . These attacks consist of “skinny privilege” “Beautiful privilege” “white privilege” or any other privilege you can come up with to attack someone for. If you cry enough and receive mass internet support from others , this then puts you in a position of jealousy privilege. You’ve become so professionally enraged about the makeup of others and have used it to your advantage.
Teresa they/them has used her jealousy privilege to gain 78,000 Twitter followers and a blue check Mark. She consistently critiques others for their “privilege” even though she’s White ,300 lbs , wears glasses , no love life
and has bright purple hair ! She really should be working on herself before criticizing others, but her fan base keeps eating it up!
and has bright purple hair ! She really should be working on herself before criticizing others, but her fan base keeps eating it up!
by B.M. Rivera May 28, 2021
When you take a person with someone or a group of people purely for the sake of posting on social media to make an ex jealous
by yakkity yak December 22, 2014