Jayson’s are the type of people who are really smart and open with their friends, but may be seen as quiet from outsiders. They don’t like parties or loud sounds. Jayson’s usually are straight white males. They are cute people with a knack for lifting the mood.

Usually gets his drugs from Jose in the back corner of the McDonalds.
“Damn. Jayson is such a nice guy. Too bad he’s a furry or I’d fuck him.”
by xXBig_WillyXx May 12, 2020
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A furry faggot, he is non existant and like his buddy Skylar works in a gay strip club.
"Hey, did you see Jayson in the strip club the other day? He was wearing a wolf mask."
by Gahzur January 15, 2018
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Everyone pretends to like him, but deep down they know they just feel sorry for him. Simpletons could better him in every way possible, he clearly isn't good enough for anyone or anything. He's an overthinking pig that has nothing better to do but make a Jayson entry on the Urban Dictionary. The reality is, is that, he's a living retard who's head is as dense as concrete.
Person1: "I love you"
(Person1's mind: "lol, jk")

Carter: I'm a legend

Jayson: shut up
by Nocam February 16, 2018
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Weird dad that has way too many city miles on his body
by Fatherthickboys February 19, 2021
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He's a certified nerd and he's not afraid to show it, Star wars, Lord of the rings, DnD, you name it. This doesn't mean he's not cool though, he's one of the most genuine of people you will ever meet. He is also great at impressions and an absolute blast to be around, he never fails to lighten the mood whilst he munches on his chocolate. But be careful, he's not for takes. He has a demon with HIM..

STAY AWAY!
Also he a biiiiittttchhhhh. <=====(-¬
Omg, he's such a "Jayson" *giggle*
by Kai is amazing November 25, 2021
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When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.
Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!
by The Real Wiz 76 October 10, 2015
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