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javaname
A small brown Chihuahua that gets treated like a human being although it is obviously just a small, albeit adorable, dog.

Easy ways to spot a Java:
1. has it's own social networking page.
2. dressed in some sort of girly matching dog costume meant to mimic the way a human being would dress.
3. entrance into a room is shortly followed by "ooooh" and "awwww".
4. spotted being carried in a purse or satchel
JJ: Wow although patty is a great dog, I wish I had a dog like Java!
by megachiller October 03, 2010
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javadrugs
One of the best drinks ever put on this earth.
I need a cup of java.
by Kompassion Kid September 02, 2005
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Javacollege
Word that is usually followed with the phrase mmmkay, often used by middle aged computer science teachers trying to describe the future of computers.
Its java, mkay! Its the future of programming, mkay.
by Juan Teeze June 29, 2005
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javainternet
a really crappy programming language from the depth of computer hell
you use java!? Wow java suxors
by NeO-BaHaMuT July 20, 2004
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Javainternet
1. Could quite possibly be considered the shittiest "programming language" there is. Scripts (not programs) written in this language are emulated through a virtual machine. Basically a crapped up BASIC language, except slower and more complex.

2. Programming course that Freshmans take in high school to make themselves feel intelligent for programming a computer, when all they're really doing is making a simple script that's interpreted at runtime by a virtual machine.

3. Coffee.
1. Java is so shitty it should be illegal

2. Liek omgz, I kan liek h4xx0rz governments mainframes

3. I'm going to get some Java
by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004
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javainternet
A programming language hated by many C and C++ programmers because of its lack of pointers and pointer arithmetic to directly access memory.
This is because the guys who made Java thought pointers are ZoMG OVERPOWERED! and can be a security threat, so instead they use something called "references". (which C and C++ also have, but pointers are more fun because you can change what they're pointing to, wheras each reference can only reference one, specific thing(and only Java objects) for Java )
C programmer: Fucking Java. It sucks. Not worth my time.
Java programmer: But it's multiplatform!
C programmer: How can you write serious code without pointers? In Java are you actually limited to FØRTRAN style problems: no linked lists, no queues etc?
Java programmer: But...virtual machine!
C programmer: Which is why it's so slow.

Random gang member walks in: yo dawg i heard you like operating systems, so we put a virtual machine in your machine so you can process data while processing

C programmer: Get a job!
by LæT H4CK3R February 04, 2011
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Javadrugs
C++or PERL(b/c it's interpreted) on Crack Cocaine.
C++: cin>>iNum;
Java: iNum = Integer.parseInt(Keyboard.in());
by btherio October 27, 2004
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