4 definitions by Java-man50050

Average Paradox

The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.

John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.

by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020

A rapper from California, notorious for his deep masculine voice.

Yo bro, you heard that new Ahmad Peace track?

by Java-man50050 October 11, 2020

The official name of rapper Luis Jump, known for his collaborations with Ahmad Peace.

John: You know Luis Jump?
Paul: No??
John: Oh, you might know him better by Java, that rapper

by Java-man50050 November 23, 2020

Pieing is UK chav slang to "ignore someone". This is the British equivalent of airing someone.

John keeps leaving me on read.
Tell him to stop pieing you

by Java-man50050 October 18, 2020