jarrett

Form of JARED meaning one who rules, courageous with spear, spearman. Jarrett's are normally people who are too nice and make other people HATE them because they are so nice. They like to buy shoes and big tvs, does not know how to cook, monkey pinch people and like to go to cuddle parties. A Jarrett is very freaky and likes to put his king kong in people's trunks. Hence meaning of name; spearman.

That guy is really Jarrett!

by Jarrett Lover March 7, 2007

Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.

Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.

by P.Dank November 14, 2011

dirty jarrett

When your balls deep in the back of your vehicle and your girl knocks the vehicle into neutral and it starts moving from your thrusting.

Last night I totally Dirty Jarrett This girl in the back of my pathfinder and it rolled into traffic.

by Propanegain June 9, 2020

Jeff Jarrett

Current National Wrestling Alliance World Heavyweight Champion. Recently formed the Kings of Wrestling with Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Rumored to be a crackhead.

The Stroke is a "Meh" finisher.

by Kain November 18, 2004

Jarrett Poppy

There is only one known to man. He is considered to be quite smart in school and funny around friends. Definitely someone that commonly wears a polo.

-Hey do you know Jarrett Poppy in our grade?
I have no idea who he is.
-*shows picture
Yeah. still no idea.
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-And you are?
Jarrett.
-Garett?
Jarr-IT!
-Oh! nice to meet you Jarred.

by Yours-Truely-My-Dude November 5, 2018

Jarrett Kitchen

Famous actor/comedian and musician, also known for his talents as an impressionist, a stunt/precision driver, a professional heavy equipment/diesel mechanic, and Master Railroader. He was born into a strong family in December 1981 atop a mountain in western North Carolina, is an appalachian american that is also known for his astonishing good looks, and a facial complexion that silences with the slightest of stares or glances from his piercing brilliant Blue eyes, and a young female fan club following. Jarrett has been the model individual for all people that could ever be as Cool or cool motherfucker like as he is. Best known for his role as a supporting actor with Ben Stiller in the 1995 Disney Classic film Heavyweights. Jarrett Now lives semi quietly in Henderson County North Carolina with his goegeous wife and new baby girl.

"Hol-ey shit! He's hot like Jarrett Kitchen." Or used in fear "It's that Jarrett Kitchen guy!! Lets get the fuck outta here!!!" Or in Compliment such as "Jarrett Kitchen is a Cool motherfucker man."

by TS2mechanic January 28, 2012

Jeff Jarrett

A wresting promoters not always liked by the fans and other promoters.

"You are such a Jeff Jarrett!"

by Nate-D-O-Double-G April 22, 2005