A hardcore gamer who knows m.m.a and knows that if a bitch sends booty pics on the first date she got an s.t.d.and is also extremley smart and charismatic
by Gsndkdksmwlamenxf December 25, 2017
"Dude, his parents found all the porn on his laptop!"
"I heard he had like 2 whole jarons on there..."
"I heard he had like 2 whole jarons on there..."
by mf227 November 21, 2009
if your a jaron then you are very horny
by jmos greatest fan February 13, 2008
A jaron is a peron, typically of the male gender, that has an unhealthy fascination in the art of mocking individuals and making them mad. Jarons also enjoy playing terribly colossal amounts of the Halo games, Call of Duty games, and other lame games. Why? Because Jarons have nothing better to do, except for maybe fap off. No one really likes Jarons, except for their significant others, who are often irritated by the amount of porn that Jarons watch. They are often excited by Batman and Power Rangers, and like to participate in awkward sexual acts involving the fetishes of Batman and Power Rangers.
by stefisthabest November 30, 2010
The act of bench-pressing a crazy amount of weight while getting a blowjob. The power lifter's threesome.
by pbody2001 October 7, 2020
Deca Jaron is god. He is the ruler of life. The deca life. He is royalty and his reign will never DECA die.
by Deca1234 March 9, 2019