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1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league
Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

Jared is sooo Henry..
by TheTruthIsTrue January 22, 2014
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Tall, awesomely cute guy. Who knows how to be sensitive and sweet, but he also knows how to be a man. He is addicted to video games. He loves to make videos and film things. He can be laid back and hes very shy. His curly hair is amazing and his dark brown eyes are pretty. He has the best voice. hes the best boyfriend one could ever have. girls tend to leave their boyfriends for him. Hes quiet, sometimes so much that its annoying. But hes easy to love. he knows many people despite his quietness.
i just spent the whole day with Jared and we went shopping, hes such a nice guy
by shortstuff54 February 11, 2010
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Sexy man with a nice body who is loved by everyone and only loves half of them back! Also called Jaraaaaaaaaaaddd, Jarebear, Jay-rad, or Gay-rad. But only I can call him those names...
I'm going to Jared's pool today!
Really? Awesome!
Yeah, I just hope his brother lets me in his house.
by KittyLL June 16, 2010
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Jareds are skittish. They normally play drums and are very strong and cute. They get upset easily, but that's okay if you can handle him. If you fall in love with a Jared, BEWARE: They are heartbreakers
Girl 1: Wow, Jared is so cute...
Girl 2: Yeah He blew up at me through text last night..
Girl 3: Who cares! Look at them abs!!!
by Princess_BlondieBaby December 01, 2012
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The most amazing guy you could ever meet. You'll fall completely head over heels for this guy. He's got the perfect smile, eyes, personality, looks, body, everything. You will want nothing more then to be with him. But, he's a hardcore player. He'll leave you heartbroken. He expects you to give him chances after chances when he messes up, bur when you do, you're already out of the picture. You will definitely enjoy the time you got to spend with Jared.
You: "damn.. I really think I love Jared! But he totally played me..."
by Jareddd! June 25, 2011
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Sexy love; Hottie, I Love him SSOOO much.
I Love You Jared Lemoine, you are the most amazing person ive ever met.
by Towee March 01, 2007
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An extremely lovable guy who will go out of his way to make you laugh. Diet consists mainly of BBQ sauce & jager bombs. Likes to entertain himself by playing w/ his own or my butt crack. My cuddle partner for life.
Jared: jager bomb?
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Me: What the hell are you doing?
Jared: Smelling my fingers
Me: Why?
Jared: Because they smell crack-tastic
Me: Of course they do
Jared: Let's go bowling
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Jared yelling out the car window: I'M IN MIAMI BITCH!!
by squirt812 March 23, 2009
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