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A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.
Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.
by Stuhna September 27, 2010
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Noun: a person or people with the name Jared varying from short to tell hot and ugly straight and gay no real way to describe a Jared but weird
Guy: "I heard Jared hit his head on the ceiling while jumping"
Girl:"that's Jared alright"
by the real J July 22, 2011
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Another name for Fagget/good Friend
Jared from Salinas California
by Kalaokalani April 26, 2008
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A total fucking dick head who pisses everyone off and everyone hates,they are usually orange and gay,act hard like a chav ! Usually is a chav,takes drugs too and makes fun of people who haven't lost their virginity,usually suck cock.
Jared : Haw Haw your a wee dick mate haw haw
Person : Go suck your mums left titty fag
Jared : I'm running away (Runs away crying)
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A man or woman (no one really knows) whose hair smells of shit. He/She is very short and tends to have a high pitched voice. Jared sucks at sports so he/she resorts to drama. Jared sits at home all day and reads because he/she has no life.
Guy: Did you see that jared over there?
Other Guy: Yeah what a faggot. I hate him!
by WienerMaster3000 August 15, 2010
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(verb) the swift concentrated motion of any elongated object back and forth, in and out of the mouth. While jareding, the person tends to use the hands, with the assistance of saliva, in order to keep a steady pace and safe motion going. Jareding is commonly brought up in gay men, due to their tendencies to suck on each others penis's.
Mr. O'Brien bragged openly: "I jared the best, and I hate leaving messes! I always make sure to finish it off"
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A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.
Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017
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