January 9

Get ur titties sucked day. U have to get em sucked unless u a pussy . GET THEM SHITS SUCKED TRUST ME YOULL THANK ME LATER.

Your pussy finna be wet wet on January 9

by Justabadbitch October 16, 2019

January 9

National fuck a friend day

Joshua: Hey Vanessa, is January 9th. Get ready and let’s fuck!

by Pissrocket January 9, 2022

January 9

The day Caleb Clrbet was born, really hot dude who needs to wifey me up...
Wifey up your crush day😝

He was born January 9 at --:-- pm/am

by Gigi Hadid who October 24, 2019

January 9

when jungkook declared jkday.
beacuse of his birthday but backwards.
so its official its jkday!!

09-01 ➡️ 01-09
u get it jkday January 9??

by jk_bunny January 9, 2020

January 9

ITS NATIONAL GET YOUR LGBTQ+ FRIEND A GIFT

just get them a gift on January 9

by _eatmyshorts_ November 9, 2020

January 9

National eat your dads toes and your besties too !! Once you’re done that go around your neighbourhood yelling “KILL THE TURTLES” (as a joke ofc but still do it) and see the reaction on vsco girls/boys faces when they drop they hydroflask on the ground and yelling at you in vsco code !!

“I’ve been getting yelled at a lot today for saying stuff ‘bout turtles, do yk what going on?”
yeah- it’s January 9.

by i ate ur mums leg an’ ur toes December 12, 2020

January 9

National give the you hang out with your sweatshirt. and while you are at it, kiss them 💗

Girl: “wanna hangout on January 9th”
Guy: “guess I have to bring you a sweatshirt”
Girl: “Why??!?!?!”

Guy: “because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020