January 9

People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.

“Hey did you know that Alexandra’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why she’s such a keeper”

by keehoho October 23, 2019

January 9

It’s when bad bitches and real niggas are born

You regular bitches and niggas can’t relate to a real a January 9 born

by Stylebynita October 16, 2019

January 9

People born on January 9th are just the best. Like y’all would never find people as hardworking as the ones born on Jan 9th out there.

“Hey did you know that Bencsik Gábor’s born on January 9th?”
“Oh, guess that explains why he’s such a keeper”

by TheHydes January 8, 2020

January 9

Ask your crush on a date!

Today is the day to ask your crush out. Do it, take your shot

Person 1: Wanna you know date maybe? Crush: Sure!
January 9

by Maria4765 January 9, 2020

January 9

National Kiss ur boyfriend
National talk back to ur teachers
National Skip class (if u not a pussy)

girl: hey look hes over there
girl #2: (kisses him)
boy:(kisses her back)What was that for?
Girl #2: Its January 9

Talk back 2 teachers (its revenge time)LMAO

by Real_bitch!!! January 7, 2020

January 9

National give your girl best friend your sweatshirt day. And while your at it, KISS HER

Girl “wanna hang out on Saturday?”
Guy “sure I’ll bring a sweatshirt”

Girl “why, because it is cold?”
Guy “no because it is January 9th”

by Somekidfromthesouth November 23, 2020

January 9

This is National Shitting day. On this day, everyone must take the biggest shit they can, the sloppier the better. It should take a while to clean up

How big was your shit on January 9?

by EiEiRon February 25, 2021